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Toaster Strudeled 

When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.
Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.

straddled 

When a guy is sitting or laying down and a girl sits on his lap, facing him, most of the time with her arms around his neck.
Guy 1: Damn did you see that? That girl was all over me!
Guy 2: Did you get straddled tho?
Guy 1: Hell ya man.
straddled by heyyy98 May 24, 2015
where somebody gets there trousers and/or pants pulled down by someone else.
example:- didn u c robbie get strided at dinner it was soo funny! u saw his red bxers lol!
strided by fish1993 December 7, 2006

striddle 

Scattered items. Things that are all around the room, in a disorganized manner.
Pick up your clothes they are striddled all over the room!
striddle by Lori V. April 15, 2008

straddledoodler 

A poodle like male who enjoys sleeping with men and women, and won't stop parking his doodle in the wrong garage.
That freak Van is such a straddledoodler, if he doesn't stop sleeping with my best friends and their ex girlfriends I'm gonna park his doodle in the wrong garage.
straddledoodler by Isabella Brown September 3, 2009

Stridle Hopper

A mythical beast which exists in each of us, which may be let out simply by wearing one's tracksuit/pyjama trousers in such a manner that the waistline is brought over the shoulders and the arms tucked in grasping the knees. This results in a two legged-monster-freak appearance with extra thick flanked legs, which may be further enhanced by tucking the feet into the ankles of the trousers thereby producing a donkey-leg appearance.
David was able to fascinate, shock and awe the guests with his Stridle Hopper act.
Stridle Hopper by Mr E November 18, 2004