striding the crystal summit 

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

striding the crystal summit by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

Mid-Striding 

The act of interrupting a drunken friend in the middle of sex, on the grounds that the person who they are sexing is extremely unattractive. The act is meant to be both shocking and sobering, in hopes that the friend will realize the ugliness of the (fe)male in their bed. Commonly involves kicking in the door and posing in the popular Heisman trophy pose.

"Dude Josh was so wasted last night he brought home a straight 4." - Matt
"Terrible, what happened?" - Alex
"I kicked in the door and mid-strided him, he got the message and kicked the donkey outta bed." -Matt
"Mid-striding is essential to a healthy friendship... AND healthy sexual stamdards." - Alex

Mid-Striding by DeeDub140 June 22, 2011

Striking Oil 

When a man pours a large amount of lube on his penis and in the asshole of his sexual partner in order to assure a well lubricated fit. After the male is finished with the intercourse, and pulls his penis from the other person and the other person shits creating a liquid that is a mix of shit and lube. This liquid looks similar to crude oil so the word is "Striking Oil"

"DUDE!!! I am totally striking oil with my girlfriend tonight."

"Dude I Struck Oil last night and it was all over the sheets"

Striking Oil by Kelvin Haus October 30, 2008

Striking Vipers 

The act of sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse inside a video game or virtual reality platform with your same sex friend whose character avatar happens to be that of the opposite sex. II

It's not gay if you're Striking Vipers, literally I tried fucking a polar bear to get you out of my mind but I can't homie I can't.

Striking Vipers by TheYoDude June 9, 2019

Striking paper 

Toilet tissue

He had diarrhea so bad that it took two rolls of striking paper to clean up.

Striking paper by Stephan Foxx January 8, 2018

Striving 

Half way between surviving and thriving. You're working towards thriving, but you just aren't there yet.

Hell week is kicking my ass, but I'm honestly striving right now.

Striving by KChrismal November 26, 2018

striking

to break in and steal from somebodies house

"say Zay we just came back from striking and done came up onna good $1,500"

striking by 4KTREY November 16, 2019