Definitions by BananaPhone

striding the crystal summit 

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

striding the crystal summit by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

sprackumlocution

Incoherent verbosity (or, circumlocution) caused by amphetamine abuse and excessive sleep deprivation.

"Get some sleep man, can't nobody fuckin' understand that sprackumlocution shit."

sprackumlocution by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

lunatwat 

An ill-tempered, mentally unstable woman.

"When she started on my ass I swear I just about smacked that lunatwat."

lunatwat by BananaPhone August 12, 2012

Goach 

a handbag knock-off of coach. a very obvious fake with large G print all over the bag instead of the signature C's. the name "Goach" originates from the combination of "Coach" and "Gucci." People who have these purses make fools out of themselves.

what the hell is that. oh its a goach. what an idoit

Goach by bananaphone June 24, 2007