stradinger 

A douche bag from Idaho

My roommate is a stradinger

stradinger by knuj92 April 25, 2011

Stradinger's Law 

The principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.

Peter: I was looking for Josep, Tony and Rafael for an architectural decision, and they're all in the architecture meeting.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.

Stradinger's Law by emlprime July 7, 2010

Strangerzone 

A state even lower than the friendzone. Often introduced to a somehow oblivious incel or femcel when they do something looked down upon, such as attempting to guilt trip someone into sex or a relationship. When someone tells you that you're strangerzoned, it means that they don't want a relationship with you, but they also don't want a friendship with you. Instead, they want to avoid you and treat you as a stranger.

"keep that shit up and before you know it you'll be in the strangerzone :)"

Strangerzone by noodleysoup December 3, 2019

shrodingers deuche 

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get

Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."

shrodingers deuche by Aqualite March 6, 2017

shrödinger's douchebag 

shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.

The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.

shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.

Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?

shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!

shrödinger's douchebag by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 17, 2020

Post Stranger Things Depression 

Post Stranger Things Depression is how a person feels while waiting for the next season of Stranger Things to come out. It causes people to experience moods of depression, low self worth and poor concentration. Many cases have commented of the struggle to return to reality after watching it.

*Symptoms include:
Googling Stranger Things daily.
Re-watching the seasons constantly.
Watching/reading Stranger Things related videos/post online all the time.
Have an innumerable amount of theories for the oncoming seasons.
Owning one or more Stranger Things merchandise (Pop! figures included)
Listening to 80's music.
Being able to relate to this post.

*Symptoms are also coping methods/treatment

Tom: Joe... I feel like I have to talk to someone... I wish I told you earlier but I'm suffering from Post Stranger Things Depression.
Joe: Tom , you shouldn't have to be afraid to talk about it. Any sane person who's watched the show will feel the same way. I'm afraid I'm suffering too. I'm sorry for not telling you before.
Tom: Joe.. you too? I don't believe it. I've finally found someone to talk to!
Joe: Buddy, why don't we take the day off work and and watch Stranger Things, while pumping 80's music and eating Eggo's?
Tom: Sounds tubular dude. Sounds tubular

Post Stranger Things Depression by strangerthingsbruh November 29, 2017

stranger things 

One of the best TV shows of recent years. It's a mystery/horror/sci-fi adventure set in the 1980s. It's got fantastic 80s nostalgia and is heavily inspired by 80s movies like The Goonies and ET, but more scary. Definitely a 'need-to-watch'.

Hey, man, that 'Stranger Things' show is like the next 'Game of Thrones'!

stranger things by ihatesimplicity February 11, 2017