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Stribbing

Straight tribbing. When a woman humps a man's butt using her pubic bone / clitoris.
Whenever Timothy is the little spoon, Brenda always starts stribbing him from behind.
by Thick-Thunder April 26, 2022
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Stribbing

The act performed when two females rub their vagina's or vagine together in a sexual manner.
Two of my friends in halls, let's say C and D, were stribbing noisily last night.
by stribbing mistro December 15, 2010
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Butt-Stabbing Bandit

The name is quite self-explanatory, but don't let that make you thing you know everything you need to about the Butt-Stabbing Bandit. He is a ferocious monster that crawled out of hell itself, hungering for one thing; butt-related injuries.

If you are a guy, imagine having dozens of miniature testicles up your bum. Now picture them all bursting with the brutal stab of a 220 lbs. man and his full force punch of a 5 inch rusty carbon steel tactical knife. If you are a woman, well, I don't know how to relate it to you. So just imagine something really bad up your butt. Like childbirth! That's it, imagine you are giving birth in your ass. But...it reverses, I guess. Whatever.
This is the dark reality of few Americans. This occurrence is rare, and only seldom caught on tape. The side effects of an attack by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit include:
-Bleeding (duh)
-Crying
-Feeling of extreme pain
-Loss of bowel control (eww)
-Nightmares
-Depressing
-Rage
-More crying
-Anxiety

Note: One of the main results of an assault by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit results in the possible change in sexuality. The first stab changes you to the sexuality opposite from your original one. The second changes you back. And so on and so forth, leaving you at the mercy of if he stabs you an odd or even number of times.
Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you? We haven't seen you in weeks! I called your house, but all your roommate said was that you were in the hospital.
Guy 2: Nothing, man, nothing. *Starts to walk away, revealing the intensive bandage wrapping on his ass-region.
Guy 1: What's up with your ass, man?
Guy 2: I was.. I got attacked by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit, okay?!? Happy now?
Guy 1: Holy shit, dude... I had no idea. I'm sorry, like, I don't know what to say.
Guy 2: Just go, man. *Dark black and white flashback of attack* *Tear roles down cheek*
Guy 1: You okay?
Guy 2: Just go....
by JasperRide March 29, 2015
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Shlibbing

this is used to express your feelings in any way shape or form
I will do the shlibbing on you
I feel like a shlibber
I will shlibble your mother
by Colonel Shlibbing October 21, 2019
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Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember
“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”
by LZ22 October 17, 2019
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cabin stabbing

An episode of rough sex involving the use of the penis as a weapon to "stab" the female.

It elicits a reaction celled "agony" in Jamaican lingo, but is far from painful.

Similar to daggering, but without the intervention of clothes.
Happy Abbey slept snug as a bug in a rug after she had been hauled against a wall for some cabin stabbing.

"I'm tired of holding hands and watching movies", grumbled Anna. "When are you going to give me a proper cabin stabbing?".
by BioHazardX May 18, 2014
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bathroom stripping

Bathroom Stripping refers to the act or need of disrobing while using the bathroom due to overheating.
I ate too much taco bell, it was so spicy I was overheating, while letting it out I was bathroom stripping because I was so hot.
by Zuzzy Foeller February 3, 2014
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