Stressma 

"Stressma" a word which only exists in one persons head which is "Silja", she is deadly trying to convince everybody that it exists

I have so much Stressma

Stressma by Zerranox May 13, 2020

Stressma 

Stressma is both a feeling and a condition. If something bad happens repeatedly, you often get into a stress state. This can be, for example, if you have put your glasses away and cannot find them, and you have done this several times before. It can be anything from having to empty the dishwasher to being bullied. "Omg my computer is always so slow. It gives me stress". So here you just get into a stress state, where life is so much easier when you can put it into words ...

They are giving me so much Stressma.

Stressma by Zerranox May 26, 2020

Stresslaxing 

(v.) Being so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you're not working on what's making you stressed.

Was gonna watch my favourite movie, but ended up stresslaxing...

Stresslaxing by Iscara August 15, 2020

Stressmas 

A winter season holiday that begins around the end of November, and culminates on December 25. The total level of stress accumulates exponentially the closer one gets to the 25th, and continues to linger above a background level at least until the end of January. As the financial, bad weather, health, and family stress cycles peak around the 25th of December, people celebrate by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and engaging in gluttonous behavior. Stressmas is also noted for its especially annoying music that plays on every radio stationan shopping center PA system, further exacerbating the stressful situation by creating a trigger that turns one violent and belligerent. Marked by long shopping lines and traffic for no reason, one cannot avoid celebrating Stressmas. Those with exes, inlaws, and children tend to celebrate Stressmas more faithfully than single people.

Merry Stressmas!

Stressmas by Freddy Ferno December 18, 2010

Stressay

A stressful essay is a stressay. If there's an essay that is making you really stressed it's a stressay. Stressay's are the worst.

Friend #1: My essay has to be 10000 words long. Ugh! It's going to take forever I don't even know what to write.
Friend #2: Oof! Sounds like a real stressay

Stressay by OKURNESSEABJ August 30, 2019

Stressarrhea 

Noun. Rapid onset or ongoing bouts of diarrhea brought on by acute levels of stress. Stress and anxiety can cause GI distress that is not food or digestion related.

I had major Stressarrhea the whole time my inlaws were in town.

Stressarrhea by Autmrane January 29, 2018

Stressballin' 

When you squeeze/grope something in the same way you would a stress ball for the purpose of either de-stressing, or having fun.

"Rune, why do you keep grabbing my ass?"
"No reason in particular, just stressballin'"
"Oh, well stop."
"No thanks"

Stressballin' by TeaCats 👾 June 3, 2023