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Stressfully chilling 

A verb used by students to describe the phenomenon of chilling (i.e watching shows, texting, sleeping etc) when there is work to be submitted really soon. Used so you don't have to tell your peers what EXACTLY you were doing and embarrass yourself.
Gabriella: Troy, why have you not submitted your term paper? You were totally free yesterday!
Troy: Hey, I was too busy stressfully chilling

StressBaller

Name given to the person (he/she) who has the ability to manage and/or occupy/juggle more than one stress ball at the same time. This uncommon ability allows the person to reduce his/her amount of stress by just playing with the balls.

The more balls the less stress.
Wow look at that guy, he really has all his stress under control. He is the King StressBaller!!

Stressfulnessalocity 

Orgin-anglosaxon/rastafarian
Meaning-Something enjoyable but can go bad quick, resulting in self-doubt/hatred for man kind. Often causes one to throw or break shit.
Golf is Stressfulnessalocity. I was beating randy by four strokes until I drove it into a pond. As my eyes followed the ball into the water I smashed my driver head into the grass resulting in a broken head and a sprained wrist.
Stressfulnessalocity by WPC-EZ April 18, 2004