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The act of being fly with Jack Straub or attempting to measure up to Jack's level of perfection

"Dude, Jack's coming to town this weekend. We are definitely going to be straubbin'."

"We were straubbin' this weekend but then when we told Jack how we spent our weekend, we realized that it was not nearly as fly as what Jack would have done."

Straubbin' by meignsj June 15, 2008

Words you can keep

Straubbin

To sexually assault another male. Unwanted sexual contact.

I can tell that mike wants to Straub you down by the look in his eyes.

Dude, I was on the bus and this guy totally Straubed my balls as he walked by.

Earlier today as I was working out, my spotter was Straubbin on my forehead.

Straubbin by TrippinBalls89 January 2, 2012

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Captain Stabbin'

A Porn made by Reality Kings (Not Bang Brothers as Family Guy suggests.) in which a guy wearing a Captian's Hat has anal sex with a bunch of chicks on a boat.

This is the reference to it on Family Guy.

Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you?
Brian Griffin: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers?
Woman: Yes.
Brian Griffin: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription.
Woman: Uh, what's your name?
Brian Griffin: Brian Griffin.
Woman: And which site did you belong to?
Brian Griffin: Uh, Captain Stabbin'.
Woman: And how are you spelling that?
Brian Griffin: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian Griffin: You know, instead of a G at the end.
Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter?
Brian Griffin: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened.

Captain Stabbin' by MewWinx96 October 6, 2012

stabbin

To have sexual intercourse.

Hey babe wanna catch a stabbin
you up for a stabbin
oooo imma stab you good

stabbin by Revenynt March 12, 2010

stabbin' puppies

The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.

Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!

stabbin' puppies by sdavis January 1, 2008

shrubbin

Having sex with a girl that has a hairy vagina.

Man, we already got with all the hot girls around here. Dude we could always go shrubbin.

When going shrubbin, one should always scout out the pubic region for wildlife including crabs, scabies, and even ring-tailed lemurs.

shrubbin by Jason Bond December 14, 2008

Stubbin'

(verb, adverb) when one is in the voice chat, but is not responsive and in fact not at their computer at all.

Definition remains the same whether the party in question is deafened or not.

Yo Ryan is Stubbin' rn, he's been in the voice chat for 3 days and hasn't said a single word. He's straight Stubbin'!

Stubbin' by tomhanks2019 August 24, 2019

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026