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Straubbin'

The act of being fly with Jack Straub or attempting to measure up to Jack's level of perfection
"Dude, Jack's coming to town this weekend. We are definitely going to be straubbin'."

"We were straubbin' this weekend but then when we told Jack how we spent our weekend, we realized that it was not nearly as fly as what Jack would have done."
by meignsj June 15, 2008
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Straubbin

To sexually assault another male. Unwanted sexual contact.
I can tell that mike wants to Straub you down by the look in his eyes.

Dude, I was on the bus and this guy totally Straubed my balls as he walked by.

Earlier today as I was working out, my spotter was Straubbin on my forehead.
by TrippinBalls89 January 2, 2012
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Captain Stabbin'

A Porn made by Reality Kings (Not Bang Brothers as Family Guy suggests.) in which a guy wearing a Captian's Hat has anal sex with a bunch of chicks on a boat.
This is the reference to it on Family Guy.

Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you?
Brian Griffin: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers?
Woman: Yes.
Brian Griffin: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription.
Woman: Uh, what's your name?
Brian Griffin: Brian Griffin.
Woman: And which site did you belong to?
Brian Griffin: Uh, Captain Stabbin'.
Woman: And how are you spelling that?
Brian Griffin: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian Griffin: You know, instead of a G at the end.
Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter?
Brian Griffin: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened.
by MewWinx96 October 6, 2012
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stabbin

Hey babe wanna catch a stabbin
you up for a stabbin
oooo imma stab you good
by Revenynt March 12, 2010
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stabbin' puppies

The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.
Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!
by sdavis January 1, 2008
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shrubbin

Having sex with a girl that has a hairy vagina.
Man, we already got with all the hot girls around here. Dude we could always go shrubbin.

When going shrubbin, one should always scout out the pubic region for wildlife including crabs, scabies, and even ring-tailed lemurs.
by Jason Bond December 14, 2008
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Stubbin'

(verb, adverb) when one is in the voice chat, but is not responsive and in fact not at their computer at all.

Definition remains the same whether the party in question is deafened or not.
Yo Ryan is Stubbin' rn, he's been in the voice chat for 3 days and hasn't said a single word. He's straight Stubbin'!
by tomhanks2019 August 24, 2019
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