Definitions by MewWinx96

Celebratory Gunfire

When you shoot off a gun because you're happy and celebrating something. Often done during New Years celebrations.

Alex was killed when Bob started setting off celebratory gunfire at a New Year's Party.

Celebratory Gunfire by MewWinx96 February 6, 2013

Friendfiction 

Fanfiction you write about your friends.

Tina wrote an erotic friendfiction about all of her friends at school.

Friendfiction by MewWinx96 January 20, 2013

Juvie

Juvie, or the Juvenal Detention Center is the place where they send children who commit crimes.

At fifteen, Mindy was sent to Juvie because she stole her boyfriend's parent's car.

Juvie by MewWinx96 December 11, 2012

There, there

What people who are horrible at comforting people say in an attempt to make someone feel better. Often done while patting one's back.

Girl One: My Grandmother just died
Girl Two: There, there. *pat on the back*
Girl One: * Sarcastically* Great, that makes me feel so much better.

There, there by MewWinx96 November 21, 2012

Captain Stabbin' 

A Porn made by Reality Kings (Not Bang Brothers as Family Guy suggests.) in which a guy wearing a Captian's Hat has anal sex with a bunch of chicks on a boat.

This is the reference to it on Family Guy.

Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you?
Brian Griffin: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers?
Woman: Yes.
Brian Griffin: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription.
Woman: Uh, what's your name?
Brian Griffin: Brian Griffin.
Woman: And which site did you belong to?
Brian Griffin: Uh, Captain Stabbin'.
Woman: And how are you spelling that?
Brian Griffin: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian Griffin: You know, instead of a G at the end.
Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter?
Brian Griffin: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened.

Captain Stabbin' by MewWinx96 October 6, 2012

&!*$/ 

Bleep
Fuck
Shit

&!*$/ = Bleep/Fuck/Shit

&!*$/ by MewWinx96 August 8, 2012

Murder Murder Suicide 

When one kills two people and then kills themselves.

After Jenna killed John and Nadia, she killed herself because she couldn't stand the thought of living without John. By doing this she committed Murder Murder Suicide.

Murder Murder Suicide by MewWinx96 June 17, 2012