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Straponosaurus is a genus of large thrustarod dinosaur. The species Straponosaurus Wrecks (Wrecks meaning "keep crying $£ut I'll f**k you with your tears, that's right, rubber balls deep ho3" in Latin), often called She. Wrecks or They/Them-Wrecks, is one of the most highly sought after yet highly feared thrustarod's to roam this planet. Plowing a massive hole across western North America, leaving countless gimps, subs, drunk college chicks, weekend warriors, and jock catfish seizing, leaking, and sucking their thumbs in her wake. Straponosaurus identifies as a bi predatorial carnivore, featuring a massive round haunches Feng shui'd by the adornment of a long extending, heavy rubber staff. Relative to her large and powerful lower attributes, her waist remains slim and corseted, her arms still feminine while her shockingly powerful latex clad hands clench her leash and riding crop, confidently, the tools of her trade. Straponosaurus Wrecks is an Apex Predator and undisputed heavyweight pipe throw champion of the world. Approach with extreme caution and a full understanding of the risks involved.
Hey Tanner is Bryce off this week? Naw Bro, word is he found a rabbit hole while surfing porn on the dark web. Him and Thad threw in and hired Straponasaurus Wrecks, he won't be back, or walking again....
by Owaa-Tafoo-lyam February 5, 2023