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1. A joining of stroke and splurge.

2. To masterbate.

3. To be given masterbation.
'Hey girl, put your hand dowm my trousers and strurge me'.

'I need to Strurge'.
Strurge by BuBkIsS April 6, 2010
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dam u str8 babygurl 

The ultimate compliment currently available to give a woman.
Dam u str8 babygurl. How's about you and I enjoy some whoopie together.
dam u str8 babygurl by moatist March 22, 2018

str8 d00kin 

When you're defecating with ease and also trying to keep it real.
"Hey why does your voice sound funny?"
*Strained* " You know me, I'm str8 d00kin."
"Word. Call me back when you're done."
str8 d00kin by T.C. Tugger September 7, 2020
When you are originally straight but have realised you are an A-Romantic. Don't confuse this with not finding the right person yet, (in that case you need to look harder) but you will know when you are StrAro. Trust me.
*Walks in to fancy dining room with angry parents expecting you to have a boyfriend*
Angry-ass mother: So, Where is your boyfriend?
You: Actually, I'm StrAro.

*Mother practically disowns you*
StrAro by BleachGirl101 September 3, 2018

str8 away 

in regular termonology, it means immedietly.

as soon as humanly possible

something that needs to be done before anything else can occur

a contingent event that must come before another
Andrea: What are you doing tonight
Lee: Probably studying, maybe jamming to "Sexy Bitch"
Andrea: We need to smoke, str8 away

Lee: Andrea, I need the indemnification clause language
Andrea: Well I need to read the contract str8 away

Lee: I am really sexually tense
Andrea: Yea, I need to get laid str8 away
str8 away by D town's finest March 17, 2010
As applied to a guy, refers to a man in denial about the fact that however much he likes pussy and the female form in general, he also likes a heapin' helping of the man meat from time to time. However, he will swear up and down that he is absolutely not bi in any way, shape or form, even as he goes to suck your dick with the finesse of a $1000/hour call girl. Poor bastard.
Seen on craigslist: I'm str8. You know what that means, right? Means I only sleep with other str8 guys.
str8 by Lady Csyde September 1, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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