Stoolied
Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.
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stoolied
When your nectar has been collected. You can no longer function as a human. You’ve left your mortal body and have became a divine being. You ask what life is and why. It’s pronounced (shhhtoooolied). (V/adj.)
stoolied by Chapmaster33 May 14, 2018
Stoobied
Stoobied by Too Kool Fo Skool May 10, 2010
Stoolie
Short for "stool pigeon" which means all of the below:
1. Someone that's a informer/decoy for the police or any law enforcement.
2. Someone that's a rat or a snitch in any way.
1. Someone that's a informer/decoy for the police or any law enforcement.
2. Someone that's a rat or a snitch in any way.
Stoolie by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 28, 2005
stoolie
Stoolie
A Stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The Stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and Stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though Stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, Stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, Stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, Stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where Stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.
Although Stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings Stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, Stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.
Although Stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings Stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, Stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.
From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow Stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' Stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."
KFC: "The Stoolies are an interesting breed."
Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"
El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."
KFC: "The Stoolies are an interesting breed."
Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"
El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."
Stoolie by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013
stoogied
I was stoogied last night
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