Stoolpedo 

When polishing a turd just won't do. You need to resort to wrapping it in cling-film to get the shinny glossyness.

Often you need to use enough cling-film to stop yourself getting shitty hands. The result is a Stoolpedo.

The designers work was a real turd. Luckily I managed turn it into a Stoolpedo.

Stoolpedo by BigWill88 February 26, 2011

Stoopidoofus 

a person of miniscule inteligence, an idiot, a fucktard, a person who is so stupid, that no other word could descibe him.

Cameron is a stoopidoofus.

Stoopidoofus by minecraftisamazing December 27, 2011

Stoolied 

Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.

" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "

"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"

Stoolied by OniBee September 18, 2020

stoolpid 

Somebody who is as thick as shit.

Don't stick that pencil in your eye you stoolpid tosser.

stoolpid by Crazy George October 24, 2006

stoolpendous 

The complete opposite of "stupendous"

The Chargers are a stoolpendous team

stoolpendous by bob villa (i build stoolpendous houses) September 26, 2004

stoopdoodles 

a below average IQ tiktoker that believes racist jokes are funny and tries to defend them with all his might even though he never ends up winning the argument.

Person 1: Have you seen Stoopdoodles most recent tiktok?

Person 2: Yeah, I just poured bleach on my eyes after seeing it!

stoopdoodles by Soodonim May 11, 2022

stooped 

Having hard and rough intercourse. If you are the recieving then you are getting "stooped". If you are the giver then you are doing the "stooping"

"You see that chick of there? Yea i stooped her"

stooped by bonking wee wees April 19, 2010