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1> a rat
2> a guy who tells the cops or other authorities of wrongdoings
3> The guy in prison movies who winds up being either killed in the prison riot, or getting pounded in the ass untill he dies of rectal trauma
1> You fuckin Stooly ratbastard
2> that fuckin Stooly ratbastard told the cops about the weed!
3> GET THE STOOLY!!!!
stooly by Chad of Arimithea October 30, 2006
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A name given to a guy who is a larger then life fan of giving butt love to the ladies.
Woman : When Stooly is in my butt you know it's love.
Stooly by Toque August 13, 2003
adjective or adverb 1. made of or pertaining to feces 2. a nice way of saying shitty, or something is not to one's liking
Steve: Did you see that rendition of the Mona Lisa a the Modern Art Museum?

Perry: Yeah. I saw it. It was a little stooly for my tastes though. And it looked nothing like the original.
stooly by georgelopez April 3, 2009

Cork Stooly 

A mixed drink consisting of vodka, tequila, and a lemon. Originates from Russian immigrants on South Padre island near the Mexican border.
Jeeves, can you get me another Cork Stooly please?
Cork Stooly by Jingleman August 19, 2008

stooligram

when u drop a nice stool take a picture of it and text it to someone
i just dropped a massive stool and sent a stooligram to richie
stooligram by stoolivan August 12, 2017

Stoolstack 

Pile of shit, euphemistically.
OK, what inconsiderate stoolstack just rang my doorbell at 6:15 PM? I'm right in the middle of carving a turkey breast. Wait...I have a knife.... hehehehe....

shithead fucktard asshat meatsack jackass
Stoolstack by Aguilark April 29, 2012
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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