To leave a party or social gathering without letting anyone know.
This guy-"lets do another shot!"
That guy-"Alright! We gotta get Tim to do one!"
This guy-"Where's he at?"
That guy-"His truck is gone!"
This guy-"WTF, why does he always stookey us?!!"
Houker Stooker is another word for the penis. Also known as a wanger, a pecker, a stiffie, a cock, a dick, a Johnson, one-eyed jack, a trouser snake, a weiner, a dong, a sausage, a ding-a-ling, a goober, a winkie, a pee-pee, or a dip stick.
An example of a sentence using Houker Stooker is:
Rosemary loves to touch Steve's Houker Stooker.
Or another example:
Flat Stanley doesn't look so flat anymore with his newHooker Stouker.