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onebirdtwo-stonies 

"But can you pick up the stone and throw it at the birds?"
Brian claimed he was a onebirdtwo-stonies kinda guy, belatedly ostracised by his grandparent following a misunderstanding over what a Thursday Night Murder club actually did. He believed as once he did a video competition whilst reading out parts of his essay competition, since.
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The merger of the words "stoned" and "genius"; The cognitive process of problem solving that occurs after medicated with marijuana. Creating, using, inventing something that would not have been discovered or used in particular way without the using marijuana. May be as simple as theoretical invention relayed verbally.
I just created the word "stonius" to describe a genius idea/ invention while high on marijuana.
Stonius by KTizzle42 April 25, 2013

John Stones 

Best defender of all time. GOAT
VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"
John Stones by John stones fan February 2, 2021

Killing Two Stones With One Bird 

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

ghost stories 

The best anime dub to ever exist
Guy 1:hey did you watch Ghost Stories yet?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! Best anime dub to ever exist!
ghost stories by RockTundra December 9, 2020

The Rolling Stones 

A rock 'n' roll band who have been around since 1962. The majority of 'Stones songs are quite simple but you just can't resist dancing to them. In terms of commercial success, they are 2nd to lThe Beatles]. The Stones have produced such classics as Jumpin' Jack Flash, Sympathy For The Devil, (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, Start Me Up, Rocks Off, Brown Sugar and so many more. Whilst a few people say that musically they are not as talented as some other bands from around that time, there is no denying the Stones can really rock. They will probably last forever, as I am currently writing this, they are on tour.
Person 1: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
Person 2: No
Person 1 has left the chat
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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