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From the words "Stoner" and "Phonics"—is a stoner (dialect, ethnolect, and sociolect) of American English. Non-linguists sometimes call it Stonics (a term that also has other meanings and connotations). It shares parts of its grammar and phonology with stoners, which is spoken by many people in the United States. Several people including Tommy Chong speak the language of the stoner.
dude, bro, trippy, chill, relax, chillax, word, straight, clean, dope, fresh...etc.

P1: Hey what's up bro do you speak stonics?
P2: Yeah bro.
P1: Coo.
stonics by Tokonut October 2, 2013
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The merger of the words "stoned" and "genius"; The cognitive process of problem solving that occurs after medicated with marijuana. Creating, using, inventing something that would not have been discovered or used in particular way without the using marijuana. May be as simple as theoretical invention relayed verbally.
I just created the word "stonius" to describe a genius idea/ invention while high on marijuana.
Stonius by KTizzle42 April 25, 2013

Zombie Sonics 

The NBA team more commonly known as the Oklahoma City Thunder. Referencing how they killed the Seattle SuperSonics and occupy the franchise and pretend they are the same team.
The Zombie Sonics lost again, they will never escape the curse of Seattle.
Zombie Sonics by talleric February 24, 2014
Hitting a large bong resting on the head of someone giving you oral sex.
"Dude, I just turned my girlfriend into a stonicorn!"
"I can't believe we just saw Josh get a stonicorn!"
"Oh dude, I got stonicorned by Emily last night"
stonicorn by shadowmunki February 19, 2009
When a person gets stoned and the rate of using the words"ehhh" "yarr" "whatttt" "gahhhh" "blahhh" "noooooo" suddenly accelerate.
His stonism has been developing over the past few years.
stonism by jamjamy December 14, 2010

The Sonics

A band from the Pacific Northwest, often shortchanged in history. They were the first band to actively try to distort the guitar, and attempt to be as loud as possible. For thier time they were relatively a-melodic. They released thier first album, "Here Are The Sonics" in 1965. They released one more album, "Boom" in 1966, and then broke up in 1968.
The Sonics were recently in a car commercial with the song "Hav Love Will Travel"
The Sonics by ElCapitan February 6, 2005

SonicsButtHair 

It's the hair on sonics butt
I licked SonicsButtHair