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the sconies were a street gang on the far west side of detroit in the 80's
Look at dem young sconies! -KDJ
sconies by Verge94zbleh April 27, 2015
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old school anglo Saxons very conservative and stuck in their ways. Scones with cream and jam - stuck back in the 1960's. Tweed jackets and leather patches, still wondering how anyone else can be possibly living in the better suburbs.
drink earl grey tea, struggle with any ethnic concept, live a very clicky lifestyle - insular and elements of elitism.
going to balmoral beach to visit the "sconies". Lots of "sconies" at the polo today. "Sconies" would not approve of the wogs moving in next door. They speak a funny language - obviously they are not sconies like us.
sconies by slobbers December 31, 2017
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Great Scones! 

a phrase that can be used in the place of "Oh my God!" or "Wow!"

Inspired by the band rooney and the members Robert Camine, Taylor Locke, Ned Brower, Louie Stephens and Matt Winter
"great scones I did well on my Math Test!"

or

"Melissa, did you hear? Rooney's playing with Phantom Planet on Tuesday. Great Scones!"
Great Scones! by Why Try? March 8, 2004
Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers
I find your scones offensive to my eyes
Scones by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Toilet Scones 

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping
"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"
Toilet Scones by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

Swinging the Scones 

American slang for an act of sexual nature.
Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.

Thin Scones

Flat scones popular in the Glasgow area particularly among musical theatre types.
Oh aye, Thin Scones...
Thin Scones by ohayethinscones November 23, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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