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She's amazing and beautiful and funny, and cute. and all of those positive things. her last name is Timpson and she's a little tall. Dark hair and eyes, beautiful straight smile. loves basketball, you won't find anyone more loyal than her.
"Stonie is fucking amazing"
stonie by daddynut February 22, 2018
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Someone who smokes weeds but only if another friend has it.
A stonie will not buy weed but will smoke if offered.

They do because they believe if they buy weed they'll smoke it all in a day or too
I'm a stonie. If I bought my own weed it would be gone in a day!
Stonie by Marloin June 8, 2019
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the worst person you will ever meet.
“i’m bored, let’s go do something.”
“as long as it’s nothing to do with stonie, i’m down.”
Stonie by abstractattempt May 30, 2019
Stonie is a beautiful person who doubts every relationship she has with people. She believes her friends don't like her anymore, She believes her family hates her, She believes anyone how likes her will eventually leave and throw her name in the dirt. She has some serious trust issues. She is very friendly and kind but she has serious anxiety.
Ugh, Stonie is bothering me again.
Stonie by Just_another_simp August 12, 2021

Matt Stonie

Wanna go to the docks and get super matt stonie?
Matt Stonie by Dr. Gill March 1, 2023

Matt Stonie

Absolutely demolish something infront of you, derives from the ancient quote "One which does not Matt Stonie'th cannot be a Matt Stonie'ee
"Go on, cheeky Matt Stonie".
Matt Stonie by bakerboyo April 20, 2021

Rock and Stone 

A greeting.
An affirmation.
A showing of gratitude.
A reminder that we're all in this together.
A respectful salute to your hard working coworkers.

"Rock and stone" has many uses outside this limited scope, all of which are positive.
Scout: Rock and stone!
Engineer: Rock and stone to the bone!
Rock and Stone by PhaserRave October 7, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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