Stokies 

Aggresive youths abiding in the city of Stoke-on-Trent. Typically drinking cider, shouting at cars and stealing signposts, these hooligans like nothing better than to harass passers-by, policemen and inanimate objects.

Stokies are merely a more advanced version of your common Chav, having learnt new ways to steal, vandalise and walk foolishly.

The Stokie should be avoided at all cost, they attack without warning and are particularly persistant at catching their quarry should it choose to turn tail and flee.

Paul: "Uh oh, a group of Stokies."
Mark: "Stay still, their vision is based on movement!"

Stokies by Not a Stokie October 22, 2006

Stokies 

People who are sociable, warm, sporty, imaginative and giving...

Sociable (like to meet in groups to set fire to cars), warm (always standing next to lit cars), sporty (when running away from lit cars), imaginative (when explaining to police that it is just a coincidence that they are running away from a flaming car) and giving (will give you a smack if you tell the police why they were running a way from the burning car).

Look a gathering of Stokies, where did I leave my car?

Stokies by Chesh February 2, 2004

ghost stories 

The best anime dub to ever exist

Guy 1:hey did you watch Ghost Stories yet?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! Best anime dub to ever exist!

ghost stories by RockTundra December 9, 2020

the land of stories 

One of the most magical series of books in existence, written by none other than the most magical man in existence; Chris Colfer.

This series is a continuation of all your favorite fairy tales featuring the answer to how so many girls married Prince Charming, what Red Riding Hood is really like, why the Evil Queen is so obsessed with the man in her mirror and so on. Everyone should read it.

"Have you read The Land Of Stories?"
"Of course! Chris Colfer is my favorite author!"

the land of stories by siriuslylovely7 July 11, 2014

telling stories 

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

telling stories by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016

penis stories 

Stories that men tell, usually to one another, related to fighting, fucking or working out.

I used to halfway listen to the penis stories being told all day long through my partially open window while I sat working at my desk at the prison.

penis stories by Dr Bunnygirl October 11, 2019

Tradin' War Stories 

To exchange personal stories of hard times in the past among one another

2pac's "Tradin' War Stories."

Tradin' War Stories by the nigga tht kno wat up March 25, 2010