by RockTundra December 9, 2020
When you have to wrap toilet paper around your finger to deeply clean your butthole after a particularly nasty shit.
by idrivebig September 7, 2014
When you hold your phone under your dick in a dark room with the flashlight on in order to get the perfect shot .
Person 1: "Hey bro, were you ghost storying your cock last night and sending the picture to a Philipino hooker?"
Person 2: "Yes, yes I did."
Person 2: "Yes, yes I did."
by BigDbandaid July 10, 2019