Stoneathon

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A popular sporting event in which athletes must run a full (or half) marathon, pausing each mile to smoke a joint. This event is regarded by the running community as one of the most impressive feats a runner can complete.

Carl: Hey Guys, want to come watch me try a Stoneathon on Saturday?

Jim: No Carl you fucking idiot, I have better things to do than watch you fail. There’s no way in hell you’ll make it past mile 10.

Stoneathon by StonemanCarlson May 7, 2018

Words you can keep

Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)

Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!

Stinkathon by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011

Related Words

Stoneathon • Stinkathon • Stonathan • Stoneatopia • stonerphonic • Stonertone • Strokeathon • Stone Phone • Stone Throne • smoke a thon

Stoneatopia

The place you go, when youre stoned beyond reason

Ultra voilet lava lamps increase the experience of stoneatopia

Stoneatopia by t1dylad January 15, 2004

Stonertone

Stonertone: An inability to judge or convey tone while under the influence of narcotics

Stoner 1: hey man pass me those Doritos
Stoner 2: Dude why do you sound so angry
Stoner 1: Sorry man, Stonertone
Stoner 2: What did you say I wasn't listening?

Stonertone by Kfozz May 20, 2013

stonerphonic

term to describe blues based metal/rock/doom/psychedelic music often linked to songs focused around or promoting usage of cannabis, marijuana, LSD and other mind/ mood altering substances and chemicals. From Stoner (drug user) and Phonic (sound).

Hey man, you should check out the new Kyuss album. The 1st song Gardenia is totally fucken STONERPHONIC dude. Must have played it 300 times today already. Fully takes your ass to another planet...

stonerphonic by sloburn March 31, 2009

Stonathan

Stonathan is a ship between Steve Harrington and Jonathan Byers from the show Stranger Things. It is an uncommon ship in the fandom.

I ship Stonathan!

Stonathan by DekusCowlings June 22, 2022

Strokeathon

An extensive amount of stroking it...or masterbating. This usually involves ejaculating more than once.

Man: "Hey! Want to have a strokeathon?"
Man 2: "Yes, of course!"

Strokeathon by ErmHey August 27, 2025

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026