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Stoneathon

A popular sporting event in which athletes must run a full (or half) marathon, pausing each mile to smoke a joint. This event is regarded by the running community as one of the most impressive feats a runner can complete.
Carl: Hey Guys, want to come watch me try a Stoneathon on Saturday?

Jim: No Carl you fucking idiot, I have better things to do than watch you fail. There’s no way in hell you’ll make it past mile 10.
by StonemanCarlson May 7, 2018
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Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)
Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!
by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011
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Stoneatopia

The place you go, when youre stoned beyond reason
Ultra voilet lava lamps increase the experience of stoneatopia
by t1dylad January 15, 2004
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Stonertone

Stonertone: An inability to judge or convey tone while under the influence of narcotics
Stoner 1: hey man pass me those Doritos
Stoner 2: Dude why do you sound so angry
Stoner 1: Sorry man, Stonertone
Stoner 2: What did you say I wasn't listening?
by Kfozz May 20, 2013
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stonerphonic

term to describe blues based metal/rock/doom/psychedelic music often linked to songs focused around or promoting usage of cannabis, marijuana, LSD and other mind/ mood altering substances and chemicals. From Stoner (drug user) and Phonic (sound).
Hey man, you should check out the new Kyuss album. The 1st song Gardenia is totally fucken STONERPHONIC dude. Must have played it 300 times today already. Fully takes your ass to another planet...
by sloburn March 31, 2009
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Stonathan

Stonathan is a ship between Steve Harrington and Jonathan Byers from the show Stranger Things. It is an uncommon ship in the fandom.
I ship Stonathan!
by DekusCowlings June 22, 2022
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Strokeathon

An extensive amount of stroking it...or masterbating. This usually involves ejaculating more than once.
Man: "Hey! Want to have a strokeathon?"
Man 2: "Yes, of course!"
by ErmHey August 27, 2025
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