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Stonertone

Stonertone: An inability to judge or convey tone while under the influence of narcotics
Stoner 1: hey man pass me those Doritos
Stoner 2: Dude why do you sound so angry
Stoner 1: Sorry man, Stonertone
Stoner 2: What did you say I wasn't listening?
Stonertone by Kfozz May 20, 2013
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Stonertite 

A more permanant version of "munchies". When someone has smoked so much weed, they have an odd appetite 24/7 and usually doesn't consist of super gigantic meals.
They had a cup of whip cream?! They're not even stoned and they're craving that? They got epic stonertites.
Stonertite by ThatOneFellaah April 28, 2009

stonebone 

When two people people, most like stoners, come to a general understanding that they will smoke and then bone each other. can be a term used with friends with benefits or simply with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
"Stonebone tonight?"
"Hell ya, you bring the blunt, and I got the condom".
stonebone by Gyp$y October 5, 2011

jacob stonertorious 

the worlds best musician. criminally underrated. his debut single sweatshirt charted 90 on billboard 100. in addition, he’s a super cool stoner. yeah, he smokes weed. it’s awesome. really cool guy, i’d love to spark with him some day.
sophie: you seen jacob stonertorious’ new tiktok?
liam: yeah, he’s so cool. i wish i could be like him

StonerBoners 

The act of someone getting multiple erections when smoking weed.
"Tell me why I keep getting StonerBoners at the Wiz Khalifa concerts"
StonerBoners by JonDon December 8, 2012

Stonebone 

the act of "boning" while being stoned.
I'm hoping to stonebone tonight.
Stonebone by DG;) November 22, 2010

sconerboned

"Yo wanna come over to my place and smoke?"

"Yeah dude, I just got off work and I'm trying to get absolutely sconerboned."
sconerboned by jphillyyy June 11, 2016
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“No way, is that cake?”
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