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Stoneathon

A popular sporting event in which athletes must run a full (or half) marathon, pausing each mile to smoke a joint. This event is regarded by the running community as one of the most impressive feats a runner can complete.

Carl: Hey Guys, want to come watch me try a Stoneathon on Saturday?

Jim: No Carl you fucking idiot, I have better things to do than watch you fail. There’s no way in hell you’ll make it past mile 10.

by StonemanCarlson May 7, 2018