Stomlz 

aka: story of my life (z for extra tool emphasis)

Person 1: I can't find my scarf! Why do I always lose my stuff?
Person 2: Stomlz.

Stomlz by malaka1 January 2, 2011

Kim Stolz 

The hottest lesbian celeberty out there! She's got blue eyes, red hair (cut short and dyed)and a fierce way about her!

Jane:"Hey Maggie, who is that fiece looking hottie standing over by Tyra Banks?"

Maggie:"Oh that's just Kim Stolz. She the hottest celeberty out there!"

Kim Stolz by boombox54123654250 May 5, 2009

Bloody Stoolz 

A condition in which you are so disgustingly unacceptable, that even your stools cannot stand being inside your body, and so bleed as a sign of displeasure.

Jane spits mad bloody stoolz out every day because she is truly macknasty.

Bloody Stoolz by E Konda January 8, 2008

Stolz 

A sexy german teddy bear.

Every woman should have a Stolz.

Stolz by slytherslut16 February 8, 2008

STOML

Story of my life
Moments when someone has a bitch about something and you agree and it happens to you.

Boy1 - My girl friend doesnt put out man!
Boy2- STOML, bro.

or

Girl - Omg im so fat
Girl2 - Stoml :(

STOML by Rangeri January 5, 2011

stompzilla 

a girl that gets in your car and stomps on everything, including your fav flavour chips ((usually has red hair)).

"get that stompzilla off my chips"

stompzilla by jayla May 24, 2007

Stolzel 

1. verb (used with object): to Stolzel
To get incredibly excited about a particular activity, sport, or musical instrument, then purchase all the equipment possible associated with the respective activity, without actually yet having acquired any skill in it (The equipment usually being high-priced and unnecessary). The activity is abandoned within a period of 1 to 6 months without any actual skills having been learned.

2. verb (used with object): to Stolzel
To use un-do guilt as to persuade an individual into thinking the situation is somehow their fault, or feeling bad to the point of conceding defeat. Also, to SAS.

1. Rick totally Stolzeled that whole skateboarding thing. He took it up for about 2 months, but bought the most expensive wrist pads and knee guards he could find. He also purchased many shirts to the effect of, "Skateboarding isn't a crime" and proceeded to wear them whenever skateboarding.

2. Janie was Don's friend for so long, and kept hanging out with him even after he kept telling her how horrible a person she was. He's totally Stolzeling her to keep her around.

Stolzel by LauraS August 12, 2007