Stockcock 

A human penis of unremarkable length, girth or shape. Also known as a Mehdick.

Tony: You love sucking me off, don't you Alicia!
Alicia: To be honest, your stockcock is boring me..

Stockcock by The Sexologist September 12, 2022

shockcocknot 

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

shockcocknot by Davedale August 25, 2019

sockcucker 

A common malapropism usually uttered by folks who are falling-down drunk and mean to use the term ‘cocksucker.’

Come over here you miserable sockcucker, I’ll kick your ass!

sockcucker by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

stickjock 

1. Someone in a LARP only for the fighting aspect.
2. The opposite of a flurb.

The guys in costumes are flurbs. The ones in hockey pads are stickjocks.

stickjock by ripper44872 June 11, 2006

Spackcock

A cross between spastic and cock originates from the uk troops in Iraq in 2003 now widely used in the forces........

Ed is such a spackcock for an officer.......

Spackcock by AJ212 August 7, 2009

sockrocket 

A popular game where heavy tube socks are fold-rolled up into a ball and thrown as hard as possible at someone’s head.

Sockrocket is one of those shared favorite pastimes of rambunctious children and immature drunks.

sockrocket by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2019

sockcucker 

Anyone who uses spoonerisms so that they don't have to swear in public. (a spoonerism is the switching of initial consanant sounds in a sentence.)

"I got to feel her tiant gits" said the sockcucker.

sockcucker by quamp July 21, 2003