Stockcock

A human penis of unremarkable length, girth or shape. Also known as a Mehdick.

Tony: You love sucking me off, don't you Alicia!
Alicia: To be honest, your stockcock is boring me..

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When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

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A common malapropism usually uttered by folks who are falling-down drunk and mean to use the term ‘cocksucker.’

Come over here you miserable sockcucker, I’ll kick your ass!

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1. Someone in a LARP only for the fighting aspect.
2. The opposite of a flurb.

The guys in costumes are flurbs. The ones in hockey pads are stickjocks.

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A cross between spastic and cock originates from the uk troops in Iraq in 2003 now widely used in the forces........

Ed is such a spackcock for an officer.......

Spackcock by AJ212 August 7, 2009

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A popular game where heavy tube socks are fold-rolled up into a ball and thrown as hard as possible at someone’s head.

Sockrocket is one of those shared favorite pastimes of rambunctious children and immature drunks.

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Anyone who uses spoonerisms so that they don't have to swear in public. (a spoonerism is the switching of initial consanant sounds in a sentence.)

"I got to feel her tiant gits" said the sockcucker.

sockcucker by quamp July 21, 2003

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