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stickjock 

1. Someone in a LARP only for the fighting aspect.
2. The opposite of a flurb.
The guys in costumes are flurbs. The ones in hockey pads are stickjocks.
stickjock by ripper44872 June 11, 2006
Words you can keep
Australian slang for Adult pornographic print publications.
Glossy format enables easy removal of fluid spillage.
Most commly read by males and butch lesbians in luchrooms at places of employment.
Known cure for blueballs syndrome.
My stickbooks arrive via mail subscription.
stickbook by gladi June 26, 2008
A thin dick, the size of a twig.
Even with Johnny's stickdick fully engaged, he still didn't fill up Angela's mouth.
Stickdick by Fukaface! May 14, 2019

Stickjob 

Well I don't do sex, but I could give you a stickjob!
Stickjob by The REAL Ratfish April 7, 2008

Stickjob 

When an amputee who has lost his or her arm at least 4 inches below the elbow, jacks a penis in the pit of said elbow.
"That hooker with half an arm gives 3 dollar stickjobs."

Stickpocketing 

The opposite of pick-pocketing, to stick something you don't want in somebody's bag or purse. Mostly used to get rid of trash.
Person 1: How did this wrapper get in my pocket?
Person 2: You must have gotten stickpocketed.
Person 1: I hate stickpocketing people!
Stickpocketing by ArtemisWolfe November 9, 2016

sticklicker 

1) Typically used to describe a homosexual; 2) a male that craves and is obsessed with oral sex with other men; 3) the ULTIMATE brown noser.

That queer Dan is such a sticklicker.
sticklicker by ZipperGooseIsGAY June 20, 2008
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