soaker 

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.

Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."

soaker by Ed December 17, 2004

Soaker 

When a woman gets so incredibly turned on, instead of just getting wet she completely soaks herself in vagina juice.

Jacob- "So did Raynee like your fixie?"
Adam- "Oh hell yeah. She saw it and pretty much creamed herself it was so good."
Jacob- "Nice."
Adam- "Straight up jean soaker."

Bethany- "I like owls so much that they give me a soaker."

Soaker by Mr. Brainwash February 25, 2011

Soaker 

One who participates in the act of soaking. Soaking: to place ur penis in a girls vagina, and not move in and out, as if to soak it.

The boy didn't believe in premarital sex so he became a soaker.

Soaker by kbuhles February 11, 2008

soaker 

A cigarette soaked with PCP(angel dust)

Let me get a dip, but hook it up. Make it a soaker!

soaker by fesitw November 9, 2006

Soaker 

boston terminology for blowjob

Petey went down to the cape this weekend and got a wicked soaker from Marcie.

Soaker by Steve Smith March 17, 2004

Soaker 

Soaker is the act of having inter-coarse to completion. Then leaving the penis inserted into the vagina until morning.

(Change room @ the gym) hey man did you stay in the pool too long? You've got prune dick! Nah last night I came in this chick last night and we both passed out while I was inside her! Soaker!

Soaker by Rubber duckie March 28, 2015

Soaker 

A copy cat or someone with no original thought. A poser orfake. Someone who soaks up the ideas, behaviors & even vocabulary like a sponge.

Nah, I don't hang out with Tony anymore. He's too much of a soaker.

Soaker by New York Stacey June 13, 2019