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Stinkopate

An ill or well timed fart. This depends on the nature and quantity of flatulence. Similar to playing on the off beat in music. This fart has rhythmic contrast to context of the conversation. If you stinkopate once it's a mistake. If you stinkopate twice it's jazz.
"Dude - what happened?"

"I farted in church during the sermon."

"That's pure stinkopation."

"Yeah - but I stinkopated twice. That makes it jazz."
Stinkopate by Stinkopator October 12, 2025
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Stinkopated 

A series of farts that are let out in rhythmic succession.
Yo, bitch, yo ass was lettin' out some stinkopated rhythms last night, shieeeet !
Stinkopated by Shit_4_Brains May 24, 2007

stinkubate 

don't let that fart stinkubate waft it.
stinkubate by stinkubate December 25, 2006

stinkpatch 

An overused, uncleaned vagina. Most likely to be found on the common whore or local tramp.
"Jeez Sally, maybe you should head home and take a shower cuz your stinkpatch is foul."

or

If I fuck one more john tonight, my stinkpatch will be sore for days!
stinkpatch by Buck Fever January 4, 2010

Stinkwater Whoppers 

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!
Stinkwater Whoppers by StynkStar August 11, 2006

stinkwater

Perfume or cologne. Specifically, something that Chris Isaak does not wear.

I remember this from an early 90s era interview and it always amused me.
Interviewer: What cologne do you like?
Chris Isaak: I don't wear no stinkwater.
stinkwater by oracular November 24, 2007

Stankobate 

When one goes into a bathroom after someone else has taken a particularly large and stanky shit and jerks off to the smell. Stankobate..
Jim- Hey dude where's Jenny?
Bob- She's in the can crappin out that giant burritto we just ate.
Jim- Sweet Dude!! I can't wait to go in there when she's done and Stankobate like crazy!!!!
Stankobate by Trakunkrid January 23, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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