stinkwater

Perfume or cologne. Specifically, something that Chris Isaak does not wear.

I remember this from an early 90s era interview and it always amused me.

Interviewer: What cologne do you like?
Chris Isaak: I don't wear no stinkwater.

by oracular November 24, 2007

zombieline

when a professor keeps pushing back the deadline to accommodate students who do not turn their work in on time, an indeterminate due date is a zombieline.

"I should just make my deadlines zombielines since they keep coming back to life when you students don't turn anything in."

by Oracular May 25, 2014