stinkopotamus

A stinky hippopotamus.

Giraffe: "That hippopotamus stinks!"
Zebra: "Must be a stinkopotamus."

by susc0176 May 10, 2011

Stinkopotamus

A dog, usually a black lab, that is stinky and fat like a hippotamus. He is sooo cute that real words are enough, you have to make new ones up.

My dog is a stinkopotamus

by Loki the irish orange tabby ca March 4, 2011

shankopotamus

A golfer gravely afflicted by the "s" word of golf--the shanks (i.e., hitting the ball off the hosel of the club, resulting in shots that go pretty much dead right with relatively little distance).

A bad golfer, like from the etrade commercial a shankopotamus

by Stewisawesome February 1, 2009

skankopotamus

Large-sized, unattractive woman who wears elaborate make-up and dress like they're all that and a bag of chips.

Most often seen in ghetto situations and/or on public transit vehicles like buses and subway cars.

Often found in the company of women who dress like guys because they think it's cool.

Why is that skankopotamus wearing a pink thong on her fat ass? Who's going to hit that shit? ACK!

by Stormcastle June 21, 2011

Stinkapotamus

A person who has access to a shower, toothbrush, hairbrush, and washing machine, yet severely lacks proper hygiene.

I don`t understand how you can be a stinkapotamus when you make 7 figures.

In elementary school the stinkapotamus will always get bullied.

by PThompson92 May 28, 2013

Stankapotamus

A female condition. When a woman feels both stanky, and fat. Usually around that "time of the month" or just when a woman feels less than desirable.

Mimi: "OMG I feel like such a stankapotamus today...I ate so much at The Bean Barn's bean buffet..."

CiCi: "Oh girl, I feel ya, I'm on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!"

by Crandom Lugosi May 22, 2012

Skankopotamus

A nasty skank who needs absolute attention, and tries to fuck everyone.

That girl Brandi is such a disgusting skankopotamus, she hates me because I won't fuck her nasty ass.

by Nutsinabag March 10, 2016