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Stink stick 

Human feces, generally in one large log, located in ones pants. The term is commonly used among middle aged Japanese business men.
I am a biguh boy now, no more stink stick in panstu, for I use Japanese Business Pull Ups!
Stink stick by Xero Anarian May 17, 2006

Stink-stick 

"Man, I wouldn't suck his stink-stick without a condom, that's for sure!"
Stink-stick by A.C.L. June 10, 2007

fuckboy stink stick 

A fuckboy who smells like he hasn’t showered in the last month. But wait there’s more! He also includes know-it-all advice for EVERYTHING,offers to kick your ass but then claims his disability is stopping him, annnnnd finally!! He offers sex,sexting,phone sex,butt sex,face fucking and has no job or career in line for his future!! Here’s a bonus he comes with a hefty child support bill!!
That dude Yancy is a fuckboy stink stick.
fuckboy stink stick by Xboymama0717 November 14, 2018

stank stick 

a foul smelling groin area. in need of a shower. a smelly penis.

see also: off muff
i was going to give him head, but he had stank stick so i retreated.
stank stick by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Stinky Stick 

A Cigarette, usually smoked when in the company of non-smokers who have a low tolerance for smokers. Often, by naming the object a stinky stick, the non-smoker will accept the smoker's acknowledgement that the habit disgusts the non-smoker, and leave the smoker alone, as opposed to becoming a raging asshole.
Well, now that we've finished writing your thesis on vegen cunnilingus, I'm going out for a stinky stick.
Stinky Stick by Angelshark February 4, 2013

Stank Stick 

When someone farts/ passes gas on your penis.
Ewww, this chick farted on my dick when she was sleep and gave me a stank stick!!!
Stank Stick by Goodlawd April 20, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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