Stumpus 

Stumpus is out lord and savior who will guide us to his home universe through the dark voids of space, once we reach his home universe he will make us immortal and we will all sit together at his table and eat Stumpus fruit.

Our great lord and savior Stumpus will grant us with enough Stumpus fruit to enlighten us in his holy ways.

Stumpus by HailStumpus October 3, 2017

Stumps the clown 

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

Stumps the clown by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

Stumpos Raiders 

The underground fraternity at the University of Southern California comprised of former Beta members. The group is not recognized by the university; students found to be affiliated with the group face disciplinary action.

The student denied being a member of the Stumpos Raiders.

Stumpos Raiders by trojanguy December 17, 2009

Slumpus dumpus 

When you take a dump and the shit is so big that it sticks out of the toilet and slumps over.

"I just took a huge shit and it was a slumpus dumpus." -John

Slumpus dumpus by Dingle cheese June 30, 2016

pull up stumps 

The end of play; finishing up a session; stopping what you are doing

"Righto lads, I'm gonna pull up stumps, I've had enough for today"
"You guys look like you had a big one last night, what time did you pull up stumps?"

pull up stumps by Strayan Warrior March 1, 2017

stumputee 

noun; person with a missing limb who retains the stump where a limb formerly was; stump+amputee = stumputee

"So my brother got his hand caught in a compactor and now he's a stumputee"
"Dude, you can't park there, it's for handicapped people and stumputees"

stumputee by BlairBear December 14, 2008

Pulling Stumps 

Doing particularly difficult work for some organization that involves risk or special skills.

"Joey was down in Grenada for awhile, but now they've got him pulling stumps in Afghanistan."

Pulling Stumps by Haunted Jack December 18, 2006