stiffware

Software that is so old its inventors / programmers have long since died !

Why are we still even using this stiffware in this day and age ?

by jimacko May 27, 2009

Stiffware

Asmaa.

(iykyk)

That is all.

person1- why is she walking like that

person2- she is stiffware

by anonymous July 19, 2021

stiffated

For a person to be frustated with constantly having a stiff penis and not having sex.

He was stiffated because his girlfriend always refuse to have sex.

by travilist180 December 7, 2020

stiffyard

Slang term for a cemetery.

Ole Bob got his wish, as his buddies drank one last toast around his casket before hauling him out to the stiffyard in the back of his ‘66 El Camino.

by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021

Scallywag Stiffarm

A scallywag stiffarm the act of taking your arm and yelling "SCALLYWAG" and pushing that bitches face away from you. you first put ur hand infront of your face, and the make the cry, and then push her away.
It is the most effective way to get rid of a scallywag.

Matt: man that scallywag Amanda wouldn't step out of my shit bro. Asking me where I am, who I'm with, and why i smell like this.
Stephen: where is she now she usually following u around.

Matt: I gave the Scallywag Stiffarm bro. You think she will be back.
Stephen: Not after a good ole Scallywag Stiffarm

by MR. PARKER February 8, 2014

stiffage

erection, morning wood, etc....

Bill: Why are you walking like that?
Bob: I can't walk due to stiffage.

by RLBMBB November 14, 2011