A scallywag stiffarm the act of taking your arm and yelling "SCALLYWAG" and pushing that bitches face away from you. you first put ur hand infront of your face, and the make the cry, and then push her away.
It is the most effective way to get rid of a scallywag.

Matt: man that scallywag Amanda wouldn't step out of my shit bro. Asking me where I am, who I'm with, and why i smell like this.
Stephen: where is she now she usually following u around.

Matt: I gave the Scallywag Stiffarm bro. You think she will be back.
Stephen: Not after a good ole Scallywag Stiffarm

Scallywag Stiffarm by MR. PARKER February 8, 2014

Related Words

stiffyard • stiff hard • stiffy and tippy • stiffware • Skiffard • snifftard • staffard • stifford clays • Scallywag Stiffarm • stiff and wesson

staffard

an thick all white polo t-shirt called staffard that cost $22.00

Yo staffard is fresh out the jump

staffard by t lee December 5, 2003

stiffware

Software that is so old its inventors / programmers have long since died !

Why are we still even using this stiffware in this day and age ?

stiffware by jimacko May 27, 2009

Skiffard

A person who skiffs.

This is the end for you, skiffard!

Skiffard by Dinglebob August 6, 2004

stifford clays

Stafford Clays is the place you and the squad goes if your in the mood for a game of footie with the lads but you also want to go somewhere where being a roadman is excepted so you head down to blackshots park grab a cheesy chips and take a few pics with the lads

"Oi lads I fancy a quick cheasy chips down stifford clays"

stifford clays by Baby girll_x October 13, 2015

snifftard

snifftard is mainly defined as an individual most likely at one point in life, either sniffed glue growing up, or the parents were both actually sniffing glue during conception.

It might just replace the phase “blonde moment” all together.

“leave it to friggen snifftard over here to land the plane on the wrong island”

“Hey snifftard quit messing around and help put the body in the trunk”

snifftard by Gracieloo Freebush October 8, 2020

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026