stiffener

(noun) Someone or something which attracts attention, particularly in relation to male sexual arousal.

"Hey, she's hot."
"Yeah, she's definitely a stiffener."

by Kroxman November 15, 2007

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Stiffener

A strong cocktail, such as a glass of whiskey.

“Well, I think l’ll have a little stiffener.” said Karl in season 3 of Succession after Logan died aboard a private jet.

by Squire88 April 16, 2023

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An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

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Eric Stiffler

A legendary loss of verginity that will be reminisced upon by the human race for years to come . A Eric stiffler is a rare occasion and should be considered a life acompishment.

Drake: dude did you hear stewart stole a bike and rode it 8 miles to meet a girl at the 50 yard line of our rival school and fucked her twice !
Marcus: yeah i heard man , hes A total Eric Stiffler !

by Confederate conservative September 4, 2016

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stifflers mom

Well, Stifflers mom.(from American Pie)
Finch boned Stifflers mom.

milf boy 1-"Hey dude, your'e the guy who boned Stifflers mom."

milf boy 2-"Dude if i didn't need to pee so bad i'd shake your hand."

by GirlSkater February 10, 2004

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stiffer

Slang. A person who fails to tip (stiffs) an employee that is normally tipped, such as bar and restaraunt wait-staff, pizza delivery drivers, hairstylists/barbers, taxi drivers, etc.
plural. stiffers

A good tipper gets their pizzas MUCH faster than the stiffer does.
Stiffers who don't tip their bartender often find themselves very thirsty.

by blonde one December 11, 2008

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Stiffened Sailor

To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea

Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long?
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor

by Carl0sSp1cyWeiner May 26, 2022

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