Stiffen

To stiffen someone means to give someone a right good beating so they are stiff in the morning. If you stiffen someone they won't know what's hit them. Said to have originated in Glasgow, Scotland.

Example 1:
Jock: Here mate did you see stiffen Bobby last night?
Div: Oh aye, he will be stoatin about this morning!
Example 2:
Jock: Shut it or all stiffen you!
Davy: Awright the come ahead ya fud!

by Jock McTavish March 22, 2013

stiffener

(noun) Someone or something which attracts attention, particularly in relation to male sexual arousal.

"Hey, she's hot."
"Yeah, she's definitely a stiffener."

by Kroxman October 28, 2007

Stiffened Sailor

To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea

Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long?
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor

by Carl0sSp1cyWeiner May 27, 2022

get stiffen

it's when your dick stiffens so that you can do something useful with it...

I didn't get stiffen so she had left the room just before I took my steel vibrator from under the bed.

by atzuska November 12, 2004

stiffen up

A phrase used by some fat fuck with a cast on his hand

He told his friend to stiffen up after he referred to him as "fatass" for getting three plates

by Bagmoney September 7, 2021

stiffen zeecock

boner; erection you get after watching porn for 9 hours

I had a stiffen zeecock from teh buttsekz!1!11!

by Boxxcarr September 8, 2003

stiffen your neck

become stubborn

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003