A humorous and astonishingly ridiculous tongue twister that isn’t even a tongue twister.
“I wonder if there’s something out there that’s too ridiculous.”
“Yeah, there is; sticky-toffee-mutton pie-pizza pie-piss eye-pop eye-pink eye fried rice.“
“Excuse me?”
A Penis With Herpes.....
Refering To the penis as the protein stick because of Semen's high protein content.
And Pizza refering to the herpes looking like the toppings from pizza on a mans penis.
Watch out for that Guy.....He rocks a pizza protein stick.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.