Definitions by ILoveEllis09696969
Chompski-ism
The act of violently compacting one’s body into a gnome shaped press and then conducting a spiritual ritual to bring life to the now Chompski-fied person.
“First, we must make sure the subject is NOT under any anaesthesia, then we must force the subjects body into the gnome. Then we must make a pact with thy Lord Chompski in order to bring life into our new brethren.”
“So… what do you believe in?”
“Chompski-ism.”
“So… what do you believe in?”
“Chompski-ism.”
Chompski-ism by ILoveEllis09696969 May 30, 2026