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Stewart’s

Gas stations all over upstate New York that hick kids go to when they’re bored to go eat ice cream or pizza
Friend 1: Hey I’m bored
Friend 2: Ya’ll wanna go to Stewart’s

Friend 2&3: Yeah let’s go
by threeonefiver September 18, 2021
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Stewart's Disease

A rare disease that originates mainly in older children or younger to middle aged teenagers, however this disease in some rare occasions can carry on to adulthood or in very seldom cases through the persons entire life. This disease consists of creating unreal scenarios, actions, and invents. A common one in younger patients is pointing out false voice cracks, while not seeming too severe it can get extremely aggravating for other accomplices. This disease is caused mostly during pre-mature childbirth when the cerebral cortex is not fully develop and cannot completely develop differentiation between real and fake.
*Friends talking* "Was that a voice crack!?" "uhm... no." "Yes it was you liar!" "I think you might have Stewart's Disease, you should get that checked out." "OMG you voice cracked!" "It's terminal..."
by SB Weber October 31, 2011
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deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.
by ariklkira November 14, 2012
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Martha Stewart's Vagina

the unpleasant odor characterized by cleaning product scents that attempt to cover up the original unpleasant smell; the air freshener or cleaning product that, instead of fixing the odor, makes it an even more repulsive smell.
Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!
by Justin R Wilson August 25, 2006
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Patrick Stewart's

Brad: Fuck man she kneed me right in my Patrick Stewart's
Dusty: ahh who we kidding yours are tiny don't worry about it (pulls down pants to show james and the gaint peach)
by 103.6 the mogga November 12, 2025
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"Milo Stewart" Syndrome

The belief that "all men are misogynistic," that "all white people are racist," that "all cisgender people are transphobic," etc. Gross stereotyping.
Person 1: "That girl said I'm homophobic because I'm cisgender!"
Person 2: "Damn, that's a case of "Milo Stewart" Syndrome
by jranthony98 October 17, 2016
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Kristen Stewart smiling

There is no such thing.
Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..
by The truff September 10, 2012
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