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Stemmed the rose 

To have anal sex. The "stem" is the penis and the "rose" is the person's anus.
"You guys weren't getting paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep whilst you two stemmed the rose."
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A word derived from the words stud and femme used in the lesbian community to describe a woman who is boyish but in a very feminine way. Stemmes usually dress more feminine than their stud counterparts but are more butch than their femme counterparts.

Stemme, however, may be descriptive of how much emotionality and sensitivity a lesbian has versus how they choose to dress.

Stemme falls under the concept of androgyny as does stud, futch (a femme whose a bit butch), butch, soft butch, etc...

As far as femininity goes:

Femme>Stemme>Futch>Soft Butch> Stud
That stemme thinks she's so fly in her eyeliner, faux hawk and cons.
Stemme by KillaK September 6, 2012
A human (presumably) subspecies found in every single Democrat controlled area in the United States. Stemmers possess only an extraordinarily primitive brain stem which governs their basic bodily functions, and a hyperactive fight or flight reflex that kicks into overdrive whenever they are exposed to facts that conflict with the leftist media propaganda they consume on a daily basis. Stemmers are typically seen in internet cafes, slurping on soy lattes and making use of the free wifi while bitching about how the Right Wing is the source of everything currently wrong with the country, around college campuses where they go to (presumably) get an education, protesting for some obscure leftist cause with groups such as Antifa, or lurking in their parents basement well into their 20s and 30s because they absolutely refuse to grow up and face the challenges of adult life.
Bro, don't be such a f**cking Stemmer, move your bum ass out of your Mom's basement and get a job!
Stemmer by The Gun Monkey April 2, 2022
"Last night I Steaked that bitch Miranda"
Steaked by Tordan Däson June 9, 2017
The sweetest smelling of all farts. Stronger than an oiler but not as offensive as a yoker.
After a hearty lunch of cheeseburgers and milk shakes, Tommy kept busting steaker farts all afternoon.
Steaker by blutarsky January 12, 2008

StempelMonster 

A big boy that cracks people's colar bones and accasionally farts.
Cartman from Southpark is a great example of a StempelMonster.
StempelMonster by Scoopsies December 21, 2007