A medical condition brought on by a lack of chewing ones food, especially meats. Symptoms include coughing, incessant throat clearing, watering eyes and a loss of appetite. While there is currently no cure for steakeitis preventive measures can be taken such as blending, mashing, soaking or simply chewing your food.
Hey guy, is that dude choking to death on his turkey dinner?

No guy, he just has steakeitis.
by Captain awesomeballs December 7, 2018
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