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Stemmer 

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A human (presumably) subspecies found in every single Democrat controlled area in the United States. Stemmers possess only an extraordinarily primitive brain stem which governs their basic bodily functions, and a hyperactive fight or flight reflex that kicks into overdrive whenever they are exposed to facts that conflict with the leftist media propaganda they consume on a daily basis. Stemmers are typically seen in internet cafes, slurping on soy lattes and making use of the free wifi while bitching about how the Right Wing is the source of everything currently wrong with the country, around college campuses where they go to (presumably) get an education, protesting for some obscure leftist cause with groups such as Antifa, or lurking in their parents basement well into their 20s and 30s because they absolutely refuse to grow up and face the challenges of adult life.
Bro, don't be such a f**cking Stemmer, move your bum ass out of your Mom's basement and get a job!
Stemmer by The Gun Monkey April 2, 2022
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Stemmer 

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One who is recently unshaven - possibly destitute and/or homeless - with the bristles of a beard being referred to as "stems". Colloquially common to the Atlantic maritime region of Canada.
Jeez Frankie, will ya shave? Ya look like an old stemmer!
Stemmer by Weenis isn't September 20, 2018

stemmer 

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One who exhibits loser like qualities. An A-Hole.
Yor-ah Stemmah, kid. (You're a stemmer, kid).
stemmer by Casey Pratt September 25, 2006

stemmer 

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Male inserts penis into a mouth, therefore completing the "stemmer."
stemmer by dmesk24 August 4, 2009

Stemmed the rose 

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To have anal sex. The "stem" is the penis and the "rose" is the person's anus.
"You guys weren't getting paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep whilst you two stemmed the rose."

Kenmore steamer 

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Taking a shit in a wash machine
Fireman: Man we were in this house putting out a fire and someone was on the toilet. I had to go! So I took a shit in the wash machine.

Fireman 2: Nice! The kenmore steamer! Did you use the clean laundry to wipe

Stemme 

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A word derived from the words stud and femme used in the lesbian community to describe a woman who is boyish but in a very feminine way. Stemmes usually dress more feminine than their stud counterparts but are more butch than their femme counterparts.

Stemme, however, may be descriptive of how much emotionality and sensitivity a lesbian has versus how they choose to dress.

Stemme falls under the concept of androgyny as does stud, futch (a femme whose a bit butch), butch, soft butch, etc...

As far as femininity goes:

Femme>Stemme>Futch>Soft Butch> Stud
That stemme thinks she's so fly in her eyeliner, faux hawk and cons.
Stemme by KillaK September 6, 2012
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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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