blutarsky's definitions

Two bowler

When you take such a large dump, you need to flush the toilet so it doesn't clog or overflow.

After a scrumptious 3 burrito dinner, I punched out a nice two bowler in the can.

by blutarsky November 6, 2008

Oiler

Mild smelling fart, not as offensive as the dreaded yoker but not as sweet smelling as a steaker.

Susan adroitly let out a few oilers during Sunday's church service.

by blutarsky April 17, 2006

undertity

When a woman's breasts are so large and droopy, the part of her chest which is underneath her boobs is the undertity.

When Suzy stands on her head naked, you get a great view of her undertity!!

by blutarsky January 12, 2008

yoker

The foulest smelling of all farts. Smells like rotten eggs.

Allen emitted a couple of yokers, followed by a disturbing shart.

by blutarsky April 2, 2006

shartstop

Successfully clenching one's sphincter to avoid the dreaded shart. shartstopped (verb).

Feeling his stomach and colon percolate, Billy had to perform two shartstops within a three minute period in order to avoid soiling his pants.

by blutarsky October 18, 2006

Steaker

The sweetest smelling of all farts. Stronger than an oiler but not as offensive as a yoker.

After a hearty lunch of cheeseburgers and milk shakes, Tommy kept busting steaker farts all afternoon.

by blutarsky January 12, 2008