Urban Dictionary: Definitions by blutarsky

Two bowler

When you take such a large dump, you need to flush the toilet so it doesn't clog or overflow.

After a scrumptious 3 burrito dinner, I punched out a nice two bowler in the can.

Two bowler by blutarsky November 6, 2008

When a woman's breasts are so large and droopy, the part of her chest which is underneath her boobs is the undertity.

When Suzy stands on her head naked, you get a great view of her undertity!!

undertity by blutarsky January 12, 2008

The sweetest smelling of all farts. Stronger than an oiler but not as offensive as a yoker.

After a hearty lunch of cheeseburgers and milk shakes, Tommy kept busting steaker farts all afternoon.

Steaker by blutarsky January 12, 2008

Successfully clenching one's sphincter to avoid the dreaded shart. shartstopped (verb).

Feeling his stomach and colon percolate, Billy had to perform two shartstops within a three minute period in order to avoid soiling his pants.

shartstop by blutarsky October 18, 2006

Mild smelling fart, not as offensive as the dreaded yoker but not as sweet smelling as a steaker.

Susan adroitly let out a few oilers during Sunday's church service.

Oiler by blutarsky April 17, 2006

The foulest smelling of all farts. Smells like rotten eggs.

Allen emitted a couple of yokers, followed by a disturbing shart.

yoker by blutarsky April 2, 2006