A term coined by Strong Bad of Homestar Runner fame meaning an offspring that is awkward, peculiar, or simply unable to fit in.
"Send your cool son off to join the 'On-Point Kings' he'll have to be... jumped in, your fat son off to join the 'Municipality', he'll have to be... pooped in, and ship your stepheaded red-child off to join the Homestarmy. He'll want to be... jumped out."
Stealth stedhead: A person who secretly uses steroids while pretending to be natural. This term applies to fitness influencers, movie stars, sports figures, and everyday people—someone you might even know personally. Often given away by large veins, mood swings, erratic behavior, and a huge, unnatural fast build.
Lee: Frank you seen that guy down the gym bruv? he's massive. He told me he's never taken anything all natural, he said.
Frank: He's not fooling anyone with a build like that, Bruv, he had more juice than Tropicana. He's deffo a Stealth stedhead you Muppet. LOL
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.