Girl 1: "Damn he's cute, and he has a stable career. Why hasn't he been snatched up?"
Girl 2: "He's a stemcel. He does nothing but crunch numbers on a screen and talk about how much girls only date douchebags."

stemcel by chadwarden62 August 31, 2018

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Stebelfal

A term to describe someone who regularly and religiously throws or eats feces.

Y9MS: Hey, look at that nasty fucking stebelfal over there, he probably got released from Bayern.
Ivrwy: lmfao yeah man, look at that dumbass poop thrower he probably got cancer!
Kasper: Yeah, I even made a cooking manual on helping Stebelfals. Here:

Today we are gonna cook poop with a Stebelfal, and he's 2 years old in roblox. Happy birthday my poop thrower! Firstly, we buy the poop from the Stefbal's porn web. After that once we receive the poop we have to put it in the oven, let our dog put more poop inside of it and make him smell it. Once that process is done you need to invite the Stebelfal to your house to cook it with you and eat it with more poop while pooping

Stebelfal by Joe Mahhhhhma November 6, 2019

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STEMcel

An incel who believes they can't get laid because they study a STEM subject

Pathetic wretch: "it's so hard being a genius male Engineer, girls are too dumb for me, I think I'm a STEMcel"
Anyone: "Maybe you just hate women and have self-esteem issues"

STEMcel by Ergodic Hypercube August 17, 2021

Sthembele

A good person, in most cases good looking and above all a true gentleman, they would do absolutely no harm to women of any sorts, and a very kind person, a truly great person to hang around with.
Leave you girl around them, she’s gone buddy, that girl belongs to him now.
Who ever has this name is a sexy beast.

“Have you seen that guy Sthembele, he’s such a nice guy and great looking, I’m definitely smashing”

Sthembele by I just speak the truth🤷🏾 March 29, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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