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A modern day person who resembles figures in historical oil paintings.
Check out Stembel hanging on the wall above the bar!
Stembel by WhatIsCaps November 22, 2021
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Stumbelina

One who is clumsy and stumbles while intoxicated.
Did you see him trip over that chair?! Sup Stumbelina?
Stumbelina by lskdjnfansdnfkjH July 20, 2009

StempelMonster 

A big boy that cracks people's colar bones and accasionally farts.
Cartman from Southpark is a great example of a StempelMonster.
StempelMonster by Scoopsies December 21, 2007
An incel who has a job within a STEM field, which tends to attract a shitload of them.
Girl 1: "Damn he's cute, and he has a stable career. Why hasn't he been snatched up?"
Girl 2: "He's a stemcel. He does nothing but crunch numbers on a screen and talk about how much girls only date douchebags."
stemcel by chadwarden62 August 31, 2018

Stebelfal 

A term to describe someone who regularly and religiously throws or eats feces.
Y9MS: Hey, look at that nasty fucking stebelfal over there, he probably got released from Bayern.
Ivrwy: lmfao yeah man, look at that dumbass poop thrower he probably got cancer!
Kasper: Yeah, I even made a cooking manual on helping Stebelfals. Here:

Today we are gonna cook poop with a Stebelfal, and he's 2 years old in roblox. Happy birthday my poop thrower! Firstly, we buy the poop from the Stefbal's porn web. After that once we receive the poop we have to put it in the oven, let our dog put more poop inside of it and make him smell it. Once that process is done you need to invite the Stebelfal to your house to cook it with you and eat it with more poop while pooping
Stebelfal by Joe Mahhhhhma November 6, 2019
An incel who believes they can't get laid because they study a STEM subject
Pathetic wretch: "it's so hard being a genius male Engineer, girls are too dumb for me, I think I'm a STEMcel"
Anyone: "Maybe you just hate women and have self-esteem issues"
STEMcel by Ergodic Hypercube August 17, 2021

Sthembele 

A good person, in most cases good looking and above all a true gentleman, they would do absolutely no harm to women of any sorts, and a very kind person, a truly great person to hang around with.
Leave you girl around them, she’s gone buddy, that girl belongs to him now.
Who ever has this name is a sexy beast.
“Have you seen that guy Sthembele, he’s such a nice guy and great looking, I’m definitely smashing”
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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