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Stomache 

An idiot who can't spell "stomach".
Guy1: Man, my stomache is killing me.
Guy2: It's stomach, dumbass.
Stomache by Tyler R.R. August 17, 2006

swimmers stomache 

That bad feeling you get in your stomache after swimming for about an hour.
Hey you want to get something to eat,all that swimming made me hungry.

Nah,I have a bad swimmers stomache right now.

stomache 

Similar to a happy trail except grows sideways and resides an inch or so above the belly button. Picture the belly button being the mouth.
I have a hot date tonight, good thing I just trimmed my stomache.



Holy Shit! Did you see that guy's sweet stomache. That must have taken him months to grow.
stomache by Guy Hoss March 7, 2009

stomache 

You can't sit on my lap, pet, I have a stomache.
stomache by Popsicle August 3, 2004

Stomache Ache 

Makes you go to the bathroom for a long time.

stomache 

A condition certainly having nothing to do with an aforementioned idiot who can't spell "stomach." Those of us who have the ability to read might note that said idiot used the correct spelling of "stomach" in the definition... bitchcunt :)
I hope you get a stomache--preferably as a result of some chronic, fatal illness--and die.
stomache by Popsicle II November 9, 2008