Steakbake

What comes out of your gareth after a weeks holiday in the canary islands when you have eaten sirloin steak every night and become constipated due to the funny water. It looks like steak, it smells like steak and would probably taste like steak too if you cared to try it...

"I didnt shit for a week when I got back off holiday. When I finally managed to empty the chodhopper it was a real steakbake"

by stefb March 13, 2009

steamcake

taking a dump in a public urinal

"dude, i just steamcaked that place."
"this urinal looks good, time for a little steamcake."
"one steamcake, coming right up."

by b-rad! September 6, 2011

Starbake

To smoke marijuana and drink a Starbucks frappachino right afterward. It allows a responsible stoner to actually be productive by being caffeinated and high at the same time.

Dude, let's go play disc golf but we have to Starbake first.

by Frankenderek September 26, 2011

Steakbaby

n. A baby with a steak attached to it with aims to lure a lion. (Popularized from the ESRB game description for the DS game, Scribblenauts)

What? That lion won't come? Use a steakbaby.

by iamasteakbabyforlife July 11, 2009

steakwatered

a really seggsy person who is married to another seggsy person and has a tiktok account for the hottest man alive, Michael Fassbender. is extremely funny and h word.

“steakwatered is the leader of the fassys”

by tpwkyoufookinloosah June 5, 2021

Steak Bake

Steak Bake: A steak bake is when your finger accidently goes through the toilet paper and into your feces... kinda like when your finger breaks through a greggs steak bake.

1. going to the toilet and accidently having a steak bake

by Chew-Boi November 16, 2009

Steak Bake

This is an informal British term for a woman's vagina. Derived from a pastry that they sell at Gregg's (a chain of restaurants in the United Kingdom)

Lick my steak bake, you wee faggot !

by Brigette Martin Mendoça July 26, 2017