What comes out of your gareth after a weeks holiday in the canary islands when you have eaten sirloin steak every night and become constipated due to the funny water. It looks like steak, it smells like steak and would probably taste like steak too if you cared to try it...
"I didnt shit for a week when I got back off holiday. When I finally managed to empty the chodhopper it was a real steakbake"
by stefb March 13, 2009