esrb 

A group of people who decided to give games a content rating to prevent people under the age of 17 from playing games that people over 17 have no interest in. It is their belief that the level of maturity of a person is based solely on how many times the earth has rotated around the sun during their lifespan.

16 year and 364 day old person: Hi. I want to buy GTA San Andreas.

cashier: can I see some ID please.

16 year and 364 day old person:sure
cashier: oh I'm sorry you are not 17 yet. I can't sell you this game because it is rated M for mature and you are not mature enough to handle the blood, violence, and sexual content of this game. Please have a parent come and help you buy it.

esrb by dimsum88 January 23, 2005

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Entertainment
Software
Ruining
Bastards

There's a gun here. must be ruining children.

Hey. half life has blood. My empty head says valve should be punished and lose money for that.

esrb by masterchief.104 September 14, 2005

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Now let's face it,the ESRB is horrible.They have way too much power.Why do you have to be 17 to buy M Rated game?!You'd think it would make sense at first,but wait;I started playing M Rated games when I was 15,and I'm just fine with it.Another thing is,if a company gets an AO rating,they have to sell in adult shop.WTF?!It's not like I would drive to a porn shop to buy Manhunt 2.

ESRB by ArmyN64 February 28, 2010

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A group of DOUCHEBAGS that give games total overkill ratings. They make a "guideline" that retricts everything. FUCK ESRB they think that kids who are 12 can't handle cartoonish graphics violence (team fortress 2) They base the maturaty of an age group on a bunch of kids with an IQ of 60. GO DIE ESRB. They should be sued all at once by Rockstar, Valve, Bungie, Take 2, Activision, IGN. Hopefully they will file for banrupcy, then suicide. Then the world would be a better place when minors can play FUN games. Then ESRB would go to hell for avoiding game publishers to get money. FUCK ESRB

Me: Mum, can I buy Team Fortress 2?
Mum: No
Me; How come?
mum:because it is rated M
Me: but...
mum: ESRB SAID SO!!!!

ESRB by Derek445 April 26, 2008

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the people that screwed everybody out of good video gaming. they think that every game is bad but really they had silicon and twizzlers implanted into their brains as children so no wonder they think every game destroys the minds of children. and the hell is up with minors not being able to buy mature games? ESRB totally sucks ass and should be destroyed immediately as they are the ones who jip innocent gaming companies like Rockstar games out of their well deserved money

ESRB is just trying to keep money out of great developers like rockstar

ESRB by PlayDohMan July 17, 2004

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These people are heartless bastards

The esrb hates everyone and everything game related and they should get a actual job that actually helps people

Esrb by DravenXkilla January 2, 2018

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A group of radical terrorists that want to restrict everything. Their brains are made of malic acid, and they can't do anything but rate games with totally outrageous ratings.

Person: Hello ESRB, I am complaining about your outrageous ratings
ESRB: Kill him!

ESRB by Richoguyodudodeoxyribonucleicacis January 9, 2008