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The whining little virgin boys who post on music forums.
Get a job and stop posting pon dnb you little fassys.
Fassys by bird December 7, 2004
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Fassy Kisser 

The definition varies; just ask the holy lord and savior of the Capetian Dynasty and Han Dynasty. It’s the ultimate insult that can only be used every half life and destroys people’s career.
Nick: You are a FASSY KISSER!
Sean: No, Nick you’ve ruined me.
Fassy Kisser by FasseyKISSER632 February 6, 2018

fassyclat 

a derogatory term for somebody meaning "an irritating fanny sore"
"matt, your such a fassyclat sometimes."
fassyclat by tashrz October 11, 2007

fassyhole 

Probably the most offensive term in the Jamaican lexicon, fassy essentially means crusty or infected, with hole meaning vagina. WARNING: Saying this to a Jamaican will result in serious injury and/or death
Si dem gwaan a door? Dem look like fassyhole to I an I. (Trans: See those gentlemen exiting the establishment over there? I do believe they seem to have a striking resemblence to a crusty vagina!)
fassyhole by Dan Durell August 8, 2003

Sassy Fassy

A popular nickname for the actor Michael Fassbender, bestowed because of his effervescent and silly quality during interviews.
"Did you see that new interview with Sassy Fassy?"
"Yeah, that interviewer didn't stand a chance against his charm."
Sassy Fassy by expletive_deleted September 11, 2011
(noun)
1. A deregatory term for someone. Someone who is irritating or has done something to offend you. The term fassy came back into popular jamaican vernacular around 1997 due to a
song with the same name on the Rae Rae riddim.
2. A misunderstood meaning is homosexual. The word was never intended to be used this way, but people who did not know what the word meant originally, created this alternative meaning for it. It is an incorrect definition.
3. (archaic) an old jamaican term meaning an itchy sore
Fassy by neochin June 17, 2004
Omnipolex is a fassymon.
fassymon by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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